:56:09
Where is my American splendor
:56:13
in a world that's cloudy and gray?
:56:17
Where life keeps passing by me day by day
:56:25
Where is my American splendor
:56:29
in a world that's cloudy and gray?
:56:33
Where life keeps passing by me day by day
:56:41
If you think reading comics about your life
seems strange...
:56:45
try watching a play about it.
:56:47
God only knows how I'll feel
when I see this movie.
:56:54
Things were going pretty good for a change.
:56:57
Variety called me
"the blue-collar Mark Twain."
:57:00
Doubleday was interested in publishing
an anthology of American Splendor.
:57:05
I hate checking bags, man.
It always takes forever.
:57:09
The bus is gonna leave soon. That means
I gotta shell out an extra $30 for a cab.
:57:18
Figures. That lucky yuppie
is gonna get the bus in time.
:57:27
- You know, vasectomies are reversible.
- Goddamn yuppies get everything, man.
:57:32
Are you listening to me?
I said vasectomies are reversible.
:57:35
What? What are you talking about?
:57:39
I don't want no kids.
:57:40
And I came clean about my vasectomy
the first time I set eyes on you.
:57:43
I know, but I think things have changed.
:57:46
- I think we can be a family.
- Family?
:57:49
Right. What kind of family
could we possibly be?
:57:52
I ain't no good with kids.
:57:54
Christ, I can barely take care of myself.
:57:56
I can take care of the kid and you.
:57:58
No way, Joyce. Forget it.