:57:00
Doubleday was interested in publishing
an anthology of American Splendor.
:57:05
I hate checking bags, man.
It always takes forever.
:57:09
The bus is gonna leave soon. That means
I gotta shell out an extra $30 for a cab.
:57:18
Figures. That lucky yuppie
is gonna get the bus in time.
:57:27
- You know, vasectomies are reversible.
- Goddamn yuppies get everything, man.
:57:32
Are you listening to me?
I said vasectomies are reversible.
:57:35
What? What are you talking about?
:57:39
I don't want no kids.
:57:40
And I came clean about my vasectomy
the first time I set eyes on you.
:57:43
I know, but I think things have changed.
:57:46
- I think we can be a family.
- Family?
:57:49
Right. What kind of family
could we possibly be?
:57:52
I ain't no good with kids.
:57:54
Christ, I can barely take care of myself.
:57:56
I can take care of the kid and you.
:57:58
No way, Joyce. Forget it.
:58:02
I can't have no kids. I can't do it.
:58:15
Where the hell
is that Ornette Coleman album?
:58:19
You know, I got a review due tomorrow.
:58:22
I didn't touch it, Harvey.
Would you please let me sleep?
:58:28
Come on, it's 1:00.
How late can a person sleep, man?
:58:36
It happens to be Saturday,
you selfish son of a bitch.
:58:39
That don't make no difference.
:58:41
- Don't tell me what to do.
- I'm not telling you what to do.
:58:43
I'm the one who moved into your city,
into your home...
:58:48
into your vasectomy...
:58:51
into your whole screwed-up life.
:58:52
The least you could do
is allow me to live here in my own way.