:58:02
I can't have no kids. I can't do it.
:58:15
Where the hell
is that Ornette Coleman album?
:58:19
You know, I got a review due tomorrow.
:58:22
I didn't touch it, Harvey.
Would you please let me sleep?
:58:28
Come on, it's 1:00.
How late can a person sleep, man?
:58:36
It happens to be Saturday,
you selfish son of a bitch.
:58:39
That don't make no difference.
:58:41
- Don't tell me what to do.
- I'm not telling you what to do.
:58:43
I'm the one who moved into your city,
into your home...
:58:48
into your vasectomy...
:58:51
into your whole screwed-up life.
:58:52
The least you could do
is allow me to live here in my own way.
:59:01
I tried everything...
:59:03
but nothing could get this woman
out of bed.
:59:06
I mean, she wouldn't get a job,
wouldn't go out...
:59:09
wouldn't make friends, nothing.
:59:16
Joyce diagnosed herself
as clinically depressed.
:59:21
I didn't know
what the hell she was going through...
:59:23
but it was sure taking its toll on me.
:59:26
Joyce, we got a message here.
How come you didn't...
:59:31
Useless, man.
:59:37
Hi. This is a message for Harvey Pekar.
My name is Jonathan Greene...
:59:41
and I'm a producer
of Late Night with David Letterman.
:59:43
We want to talk to you about coming
on the show to plug your comics.
:59:46
Please give us a call at 212-555-3333.
:59:50
Thanks.
:59:54
Joyce finally got off the futon.