:38:02
Okay. l never said l wouldn't do it.
:38:04
l just have to fit it in.
:38:07
lt won't be arduous!
l have lots of ideas!
:38:09
l'm even having a piano delivered!
:38:11
- [Falk:] Here?
- lt's a rental.
:38:14
- l had to rehearse!
- There's no room for a piano.
:38:17
Because you don't maximize your space!
:38:20
l was an interior decorator.
Tell him, Amanda.
:38:26
l know this is a real pain,
but it's temporary.
:38:30
You mean like our lovemaking?
:38:32
Could you not be gross?
:38:37
[Falk:] As the days passed,
Dobel and l got closer and closer.
:38:41
After he finished school,
we'd meet in Central Park.
:38:44
He'd usually expound on something.
:38:47
[Dobel:] You think quantum physics
has the answer?
:38:50
l mean, what purpose
does it serve for me
:38:54
that time and space
are exactly the same thing?
:38:57
l ask a guy what time it is,
he tells me six miles?
:39:01
What the hell is that?
:39:02
Falk, if a guy comes out onstage
at Carnegie Hall and throws up,
:39:08
you can always find some people
who will call it art.
:39:12
Years ago, a very wonderful comedy writer
:39:15
wrote a very funny book
with a really deep and meaningful title.
:39:20
lt was called
''Never Trust A Naked Bus Driver.''
:39:25
You would be amazed how many people
:39:28
do exactly that, and worse.
:39:32
- [Dobel:] Do you masturbate, Falk?
- What?
:39:35
l mean, given the circumstances
of your sex life, l would think...
:39:39
This is not... stop squirming.
:39:42
l'm not. l don't know.
Now and then, l guess.
:39:46
When is now and then?
On Easter and Purim?
:39:49
l don't really enjoy it.
:39:51
Are you doing it right?
Does your hand fall asleep?
:39:53
l happen to think it's
a poor substitute for the real thing.
:39:57
Really? l prefer it to the real thing.