1:43:00
Don't you dare tell me you shot them.
1:43:04
l couldn't find both of them,
only one.
1:43:07
As fate turned out, l located
the more porcine of the two.
1:43:11
How serious?
1:43:13
ln a satirical mood,
l thought it would be amusing
1:43:18
if l shot him in the ass,
but it was dark and l was nervous,
1:43:23
and, you know,
time has diminished my accuracy.
1:43:28
[Falk sighs] Dobel!
1:43:31
Dobel!
1:43:33
My God!
1:43:35
l always knew l would use
the survival kit one day.
1:43:40
lt's just for a period of time
until everything blows over, l suppose.
1:43:46
God. Oh, Dobel.
1:43:51
Dobel.
1:44:11
[Falk.] l never knew
lf Dobel's story was true
1:44:13
orjust a plece of flctlon
he used to get me to go alone.
1:44:16
l never saw or heard from hlm agaln.
1:44:20
For all l know, he's lce flshlng
somewhere ln the Yukon.
1:44:24
l thought a lot about that strange,
sad, lmprobable character
1:44:29
and remembered very fondly
our afternoons ln Central Park.
1:44:32
[Dobel:] ln life, they'll be no shortage
of people who'll tell you how to live.
1:44:37
They'll have all the answers...
what you should do and not do.
1:44:41
Don't argue with them.
Say, ''Yes, that's a brilliant idea,''
1:44:45
and do what you want.
1:44:47
Whenever you write,
strive for originality,
1:44:50
but if you have to steal,
steal from the best.
1:44:53
And if you take very good care
of your styptic pencil
1:44:57
and dry it after every shave,
1:44:59
it'll last longer than most
relationships you're in.