Bad Santa
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:08:01
I weigh 92 pounds, you dick.
:08:05
Come on. One more.
It's a celebration.

:08:10
Here's to you.
:08:11
To have the blues
:08:15
My baby's gone
:08:19
You're getting worse,
you know that?

:08:22
Well, at least I got it open.
:08:24
It took you long enough.
:08:26
I remember when you could unlock
a lock like it was nothing.

:08:31
Yeah, well, you don't have to
worry about me anymore.

:08:35
I'm out.
:08:36
Bullshit.
:08:39
Bullshit, my ass.
:08:42
We just made $111,000
in one night.

:08:45
Exactly. I figure I got enough
to go to Miami.

:08:48
And do what?
:08:49
I don't know. Shit.
Get a car.

:08:51
Get a place, maybe.
:08:54
Maybe start a business.
A bar out on the beach.

:08:57
Something like that.
:08:59
I could quit drinking
and run the place.

:09:04
Maybe marry a waitress.
:09:09
What?
:09:10
You ain't gonna do shit
except go down there

:09:12
and drink your fucking ass off.
:09:14
You're gonna piss
everything away

:09:16
and end up counting the days
till next Christmas.

:09:19
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
:09:21
Well, it ain't gonna happen.
:09:24
If I call you next December --
:09:26
if I call you next December --
:09:28
you're gonna be so happy
to hear from me

:09:30
you're gonna do
a goddamn backflip.

:09:32
You're gonna put
that Santa hat on so fast

:09:35
that you're gonna get
fucking hat-burn.

:09:38
Can I get you guys two more?
:09:45
No, thanks.
We're all right.

:09:50
See?
:09:51
I'm already on the wagon.

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