Bad Santa
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:09:04
Maybe marry a waitress.
:09:09
What?
:09:10
You ain't gonna do shit
except go down there

:09:12
and drink your fucking ass off.
:09:14
You're gonna piss
everything away

:09:16
and end up counting the days
till next Christmas.

:09:19
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
:09:21
Well, it ain't gonna happen.
:09:24
If I call you next December --
:09:26
if I call you next December --
:09:28
you're gonna be so happy
to hear from me

:09:30
you're gonna do
a goddamn backflip.

:09:32
You're gonna put
that Santa hat on so fast

:09:35
that you're gonna get
fucking hat-burn.

:09:38
Can I get you guys two more?
:09:45
No, thanks.
We're all right.

:09:50
See?
:09:51
I'm already on the wagon.
:10:26
Hey. Asshole!
:10:27
How many times
I got to tell you?

:10:29
Get out from behind my bar!
:10:32
Put the drink down right now.
:10:34
Put the drink down right now!
:10:37
Ahh.
Fuck you.

:10:38
-Fuck me, huh?
-Right.

:10:40
Oh. Hey!
:10:43
Ow!
:10:45
Get the fuck out of my bar.
:10:50
Fuck you!
:10:51
You're fucking crazy.
:10:52
Fucking prick.
:10:55
Asshole!
:10:56
Get the fuck out of here
right now!


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