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:34:00
Okay.
:34:02
Good thinking.
:34:03
And don't worry about us.
We'll be fine.

:34:06
Let's get the hell
out of here, Marcus.

:34:13
You're pathetic.
:34:25
I dig that little thing
on your belly button.

:34:28
What's that?
Like a diamond?

:34:29
It's a belly-button ring.
:34:31
Oh, yeah?
Hang on a second.

:34:32
Check this out.
:34:34
You got to thrust.
See what I'm saying?

:34:37
You gotta move the ball around.
You go up there, baby.

:34:41
Come on.
:34:42
See? Move the ball.
There you go.

:34:44
Motherfucker!
:34:47
Oh, you lousy, fucking
motherfucker.

:34:53
That's the shit
that's gonna get us pinched.

:34:55
She said she was 18.
:34:57
But you promised no arcades.
:34:58
You said you'd only hustle
Big & Tall.

:35:00
You shat me out of your womb?
You're my fucking mom now?

:35:03
I don't need
any goddamn lectures.

:35:05
I know how to keep
a low profile. Thank you.

:35:08
What the fuck is this,
Mr. Low Profile?

:35:11
Mind your own goddamn business.
:35:21
Ever hear of
the open bottle law?

:35:25
A couple of days ago, I was in,
uh, Women's Big & Tall.

:35:30
And I heard these...
:35:32
Um, you know, these noises.
:35:37
And I heard a woman screaming,
"Yeah. Oh, yeah."

:35:41
And I heard his voice saying,
"That's right.

:35:45
You ain't going to S-H-I-T
right for a month."

:35:52
But don't get me wrong.
:35:53
I was against
the Clinton impeachment.

:35:57
What a man does
with his own penis --

:35:59
Oval Office,
Women's Big & Tall --


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