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You want cookies?
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No.
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Warm milk?
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No.
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Should I fix you
some sandwiches?

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I don't want
any fucking sandwiches.

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What is it with you
and fixing fucking sandwiches?

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Okay.
Do you want anything else?

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No.
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Okay.
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Santa?
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What?
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I brought you some orange juice.
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What's in it?
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Oranges.
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Look what I have.
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An Advent calendar.
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What the hell is that?
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It's the story of Christmas,
but in a calendar.

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Every day you peel open
a new box.

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You get part of the story.
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And then there's
a chocolate inside.

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Do you want to open up
today's box and read it?

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No.
You go ahead.

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Jesus Christ, kid.
Watch the nuts.

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"So Joseph went up from
the town of Nazareth in Galilee

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to Judea, to Bethlehem,
the town of David.

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In those days Caesar Augustus
issued a decree

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that a census should be taken
of the entire Roman world.

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Everyone went to his hometown
to register."

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-That it?
-Yep.

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That's an awesome
fucking story, kid.

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There's more to it, but we
have to wait till tomorrow.

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Do you want to eat
the chocolate?

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You go ahead.

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