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Every day you peel open
a new box.

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You get part of the story.
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And then there's
a chocolate inside.

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Do you want to open up
today's box and read it?

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No.
You go ahead.

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Jesus Christ, kid.
Watch the nuts.

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"So Joseph went up from
the town of Nazareth in Galilee

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to Judea, to Bethlehem,
the town of David.

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In those days Caesar Augustus
issued a decree

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that a census should be taken
of the entire Roman world.

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Everyone went to his hometown
to register."

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-That it?
-Yep.

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That's an awesome
fucking story, kid.

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There's more to it, but we
have to wait till tomorrow.

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Do you want to eat
the chocolate?

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You go ahead.
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Are you coming downstairs?
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I'll be down in a minute.
I got to go to work.

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Fuck me?
Fuck you.

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You can't just take up
with some kid.

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You don't know who's around
or what they do.

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You got some nerve,
you little shit, you.

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What, you're my mom now?
You shat me out of your womb?

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You said that yesterday,
you stupid fuck.

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Shit.
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Fuck you.
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You are by far the dumbest,
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most pathetic piece
of maggot-eating shit

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that has ever slid
from a human being's hairy ass.

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What if the kid has one of those
fucking playdates they have now?

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Are you shitting me?
The kid don't have any friends.

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He don't even have an imaginary
friend unless he ditched him.


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