:57:00
I think I saw it in the hallway.
:57:01
-Really?
-I think so.
:57:12
Looks like someone messed
with my Advent calendar.
:57:15
What are you talking about?
Let me see.
:57:18
Nobody messed with it.
It looks fine.
:57:35
There's a candy corn
in this one.
:57:38
Well, they can't all be winners,
can they?
:57:46
Well, it's fucked.
:57:49
Yeah?
:57:50
Yeah.
:57:52
-Fucked, frankly.
-He's...
:57:54
-Clean...
-Oh.
:57:56
-As a fucking whistle.
-Nothing?
:57:57
-No.
-Oh.
:57:59
-Nothing. I mean shit.
-Yeah.
:58:01
-He curses.
-Yeah?
:58:02
-But never around children.
-Oh.
:58:04
-No criminal record.
-Yeah.
:58:05
-No parking tickets.
-Nothing.
:58:08
-No bad habits, even.
-Oh.
:58:10
Sex, yeah.
:58:12
-But man is a sexual being.
-Yeah.
:58:14
-Fuckin' Darwinian.
-Oh.
:58:16
-You can't do shit about that.
-No.
:58:18
Hell, I wouldn't want to.
:58:23
No, of course not.
I'm not advocating celibacy.
:58:27
Hope not. It'd be the end
of the fucking human race.
:58:29
Yeah.
:58:31
Fucks large women.
:58:34
What can I say?
:58:48
Hey, look,
it's the retard again.