:58:01
-He curses.
-Yeah?
:58:02
-But never around children.
-Oh.
:58:04
-No criminal record.
-Yeah.
:58:05
-No parking tickets.
-Nothing.
:58:08
-No bad habits, even.
-Oh.
:58:10
Sex, yeah.
:58:12
-But man is a sexual being.
-Yeah.
:58:14
-Fuckin' Darwinian.
-Oh.
:58:16
-You can't do shit about that.
-No.
:58:18
Hell, I wouldn't want to.
:58:23
No, of course not.
I'm not advocating celibacy.
:58:27
Hope not. It'd be the end
of the fucking human race.
:58:29
Yeah.
:58:31
Fucks large women.
:58:34
What can I say?
:58:48
Hey, look,
it's the retard again.
:59:02
Wedgie.
:59:03
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
:59:07
Well, what the hell do you want?
:59:08
Pokémon!
:59:10
Done.
:59:16
You probably shouldn't
be digging in your ass.
:59:20
Santa...
:59:23
Oh, jeez.
:59:29
-Is that your underwear?
-Part of it.
:59:31
Where the hell's the rest of it?
:59:33
No, actually, don't tell me.
What do you want?
:59:36
I was thinking I wanted a purple
stuffed elephant, not pink.
:59:39
But now I changed my mind.
:59:41
-Yeah, what?
-Now I don't want an elephant.
:59:44
I want a gorilla named Davey
:59:46
for beating up the skateboard
kids who pull on my underwear.
:59:48
He could take his orders
from the talking walnut,
:59:51
so it wouldn't be my bad thing.
:59:58
Jesus, kid.
:59:59
When I was your age,
I didn't need no gorilla,