Bad Santa
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1:13:03
Yeah?
1:13:04
So I thought I'd give you
your present now.

1:13:14
What the fuck is it?
1:13:15
It's a wooden pickle.
1:13:18
-Why'd you paint it brown?
-It's not paint.

1:13:21
It's blood from when I cut
my hand making it for you.

1:13:26
Oh.
1:13:27
Well, shit, kid, I don't know.
1:13:30
I...
1:13:33
Thanks.
1:13:35
You're welcome.
1:13:37
Good night, Santa.
1:13:40
Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister.
1:13:44
Good night, sweetie.
1:13:48
Oh, my God.
1:13:50
That was so sweet.
1:13:52
He's a really sweet kid,
isn't he?

1:13:55
Yeah, I guess so.
1:14:00
Come on, baby.
1:14:02
Come here.
1:14:05
What?
1:14:07
Oh, nothing.
I'm all right.

1:14:13
Just a little tired.
1:14:15
Oh.
1:14:27
Santa!
1:14:28
God damn it!
Whoa! Shit!

1:14:30
Want to see my report card?
1:14:33
You scared the holy shit
out of me.

1:14:34
Think I did good?
1:14:36
How would I know? I haven't seen
the fuckin' thing yet.

1:14:44
Who the fuck is Thurman?
1:14:45
-Is your name Thurman?
-Yeah.

1:14:50
Thurman Merman?
1:14:51
Yeah.
1:14:55
Jesus.
1:14:56
So, you think I did good?

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