1:14:00
Come on, baby.
1:14:02
Come here.
1:14:05
What?
1:14:07
Oh, nothing.
I'm all right.
1:14:13
Just a little tired.
1:14:15
Oh.
1:14:27
Santa!
1:14:28
God damn it!
Whoa! Shit!
1:14:30
Want to see my report card?
1:14:33
You scared the holy shit
out of me.
1:14:34
Think I did good?
1:14:36
How would I know? I haven't seen
the fuckin' thing yet.
1:14:44
Who the fuck is Thurman?
1:14:45
-Is your name Thurman?
-Yeah.
1:14:50
Thurman Merman?
1:14:51
Yeah.
1:14:55
Jesus.
1:14:56
So, you think I did good?
1:15:01
What do you care
what I think, anyway?
1:15:04
Hell, I guess you did better
than I did.
1:15:06
I never got any B's.
1:15:09
I thought maybe at least
since I did good in school,
1:15:11
maybe you'd bring me a present.
1:15:13
'Cause last year
and the year before that,
1:15:15
you didn't bring me
any presents.
1:15:20
Even though I'm a dipshit loser.
1:15:27
Jesus fucking Christ, kid!
1:15:29
Why do you talk about
yourself that way?!
1:15:32
Let me give you some news.
I'm not Santa Claus, all right?
1:15:35
Take a look at me.
Do I look like Santa Claus?
1:15:38
As a matter of fact,
I'm living fucking proof
1:15:40
that there's not a Santa Claus.
1:15:43
I know there's no Santa.
1:15:46
I just thought maybe you'd
want to give me a present
1:15:48
'cause we're friends.