:21:05
...Iooking for some gift ideas.
:21:07
You know what they got in there?
:21:09
Underbritches with holes in the crotch.
:21:12
You believe that?
:21:14
Twenty-four dollars women paying
for undershorts with holes in the crotch.
:21:18
I'm like, " Dadgum, I got a whole drawer
full of them at the house, for Pete's sake."
:21:23
I bet I'm sitting on two, $300
worth of them underdrawers.
:21:28
A girl put a pair of them on
for my birthday one time.
:21:31
I come home, she's like,
"You want some of this? "
:21:34
I'm like, "No, look what it did
to your undershorts."
:21:38
Good Lord! What in the world?
:21:42
Looked like a good place for one of them
Plug lns or something, for Pete's sake.
:21:46
Vanilla Plug lns or something.
:21:51
They got all kinds of stuff out there.
They got this deal now...
:21:56
...britches you eat. You ever seen that?
Eating britches?
:22:01
Who in the world thought
of eating britches?
:22:05
"What do you want to do tonight? "
"Let me eat your undershorts.
:22:09
Give me a glass of milk.
I'll gobble them up right here, I tell you.
:22:12
Honey, put some in the refrigerator.
I'll make a sandwich later."
:22:19
I was with a girl that liked that stuff.
I was seeing her for about six weeks.
:22:24
And then somebody took
my binoculars out of the truck.
:22:29
She was a midget stripper.
And-- Seriously.
:22:32
I met her at a party one night,
and she popped out of a cupcake.
:22:36
But anyway, she liked
all them edible underbritches.
:22:40
And I bought her five pairs
of the strawberry eating-britches.
:22:46
I bought five pair because I always eat
two or three pair on the way to her house.
:22:52
They're pretty good.
:22:55
Thank God they don't make them in
biscuits and gravy. I'll tell you that much.