:22:01
Who in the world thought
of eating britches?
:22:05
"What do you want to do tonight? "
"Let me eat your undershorts.
:22:09
Give me a glass of milk.
I'll gobble them up right here, I tell you.
:22:12
Honey, put some in the refrigerator.
I'll make a sandwich later."
:22:19
I was with a girl that liked that stuff.
I was seeing her for about six weeks.
:22:24
And then somebody took
my binoculars out of the truck.
:22:29
She was a midget stripper.
And-- Seriously.
:22:32
I met her at a party one night,
and she popped out of a cupcake.
:22:36
But anyway, she liked
all them edible underbritches.
:22:40
And I bought her five pairs
of the strawberry eating-britches.
:22:46
I bought five pair because I always eat
two or three pair on the way to her house.
:22:52
They're pretty good.
:22:55
Thank God they don't make them in
biscuits and gravy. I'll tell you that much.
:23:00
Doggone right. I'd be getting fat
just on undershorts.
:23:04
Need some SnackWell panties.
That's what they need, right there.
:23:07
Get her done. That's right.
:23:09
"Honey, I'm on a diet. Put on some
Fruit Roll-Ups, would you? "
:23:16
That's right.
:23:18
Went in for a checkup the other day.
Doctor stick his finger up my hind end.
:23:22
Didn't even tell me, just does it.
:23:24
I'm standing there. I'm like, "You gonna
watch the ball game? What in the world? "
:23:31
Then he said he found something.
:23:33
"Found something? I didn't even know
you was looking for nothing up there."
:23:37
I'm all bent out of shape.
"What in the world's in my hind end?
:23:41
Hope it's the remote control.
I ain't seen it in three weeks.
:23:45
Dadgum, no wonder every time I fart
the volume goes up on that TV set."
:23:51
Found something in my hind end!
:23:54
That's the worst dentist I've been to
in about five years. I'll tell you straight up.