:45:03
I take my wife's bra off
and throw it across the room.
:45:07
Dogs bring it back.
:45:09
I can always tell when I'm doing good
because the dog growls.
:45:14
"She's loving this."
:45:18
You ever get that cold nose?
:45:25
But you gotta be able to laugh.
That's what's important.
:45:28
Three years ago on my wife's birthday,
I had it planned to the tee:
:45:32
A bottle of champagne
chilled by the bed...
:45:34
...candles on the headboard, some soft
music playing, and we just got into it.
:45:38
Just that hot pig sex, all right?
:45:41
You're not even talking.
You're just rooting around, baby.
:45:45
But we forgot about the candles
on the headboard.
:45:48
I'm lying on my back. Apparently,
that headboard was doing a little moving.
:45:53
Because all of a sudden,
hot wax just goes:
:45:58
And my wife goes, "Yes, sir.
:46:02
You are welcome."
:46:04
God bless y'all. This has been great.
:46:22
-Where's Fox?
-He went running around. He's like a kid.
:46:27
-My granddaddy had this exact truck.
-Did he really?
:46:30
Yep. 1 934 Chevrolet 31 00.
:46:34
Can you see me now?
:46:36
-Can you see me now?
-You guys see Jeff?
:46:38
Yeah, we can see you.
:46:41
-Where you going?
-Looks good, though.
:46:43
Boy, they're making some money in here.
:46:46
-Can you see me now?
-Yes, Jeff. We can see you.
:46:50
Look at this bass.
:46:52
-Look at that catfish.
-It's huge.
:46:55
Jeff, we can still see you.
:46:57
-Where?
-He's right there. Let's go.
:46:59
-Good God!
-Let's go. Jeff, go take it off.