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I have lots of theories about women,
and I'm sure none of them are right.
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But I found out women have
just as many theories about men.
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Probably the most common theory
women have about men...
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...I bet I've heard this one in every state,
goes something like this:
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" If he's got big feet...
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...then you know."
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Or if he's got big hands.
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Or if he's got a big nose.
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If he's got big ears.
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Well, he better be packing,
'cause that's one goofy-looking guy.
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And, silly as it is, men do
worry about these things.
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Ladies, bless your heart.
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You have come up with all
these expressions to reassure us.
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"Honey, it's not the size of the ship,
it's the motion of the ocean."
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Which might be true,
but it takes a long time...
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...to get to England in a rowboat.
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Couple of ladies writing that down,
"Takes a long time...."
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Time is something else
I've learned in 1 8 years of marriage.
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Guys, when it comes to romance,
don't be in a hurry.
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Because women are like diesel engines.
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What I mean by that is it may take
a little while to get them warmed up.
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But once you do...
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...they can run a long, long time!
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Whereas men, on the other hand,
are more like...
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...bottle rockets.
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You guys have been great. Thanks
for listening to me. I appreciate it.
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Thank you very much.