1:14:01
Which might be true,
but it takes a long time...
1:14:03
...to get to England in a rowboat.
1:14:08
Couple of ladies writing that down,
"Takes a long time...."
1:14:13
Time is something else
I've learned in 1 8 years of marriage.
1:14:17
Guys, when it comes to romance,
don't be in a hurry.
1:14:20
Because women are like diesel engines.
1:14:22
What I mean by that is it may take
a little while to get them warmed up.
1:14:27
But once you do...
1:14:29
...they can run a long, long time!
1:14:35
Whereas men, on the other hand,
are more like...
1:14:39
...bottle rockets.
1:14:52
You guys have been great. Thanks
for listening to me. I appreciate it.
1:14:58
Thank you very much.
1:15:04
I want you to do me a favor.
Keep this going.
1:15:06
Bring my buddy Bill Engvall
out here one more time. Billy!
1:15:12
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jeff Foxworthy, right there!
1:15:19
Keep it going. Bring back Ron White
and Larry the Cable Guy!
1:15:29
Ain't they great?
1:15:31
They are. You guys
have been simply awesome.
1:15:34
Bless your hearts.
1:15:36
Bless your hearts.
1:15:40
I gotta tell you...
1:15:43
...this show has been the most fun thing
I have ever done in show business.
1:15:48
The first night we started doing this,
we had no idea of how to close it.
1:15:53
When you're a comedian, the greatest
thrill in the world is making people laugh.
1:15:58
Your adrenaline goes so much...