1:20:02
That's right. True story.
1:20:07
Larry, thank you so much
for sharing that with everybody.
1:20:11
Makes you feel better
about your family, don't it?
1:20:15
Yeah. Kind of like going
to the state fair every time--
1:20:18
Feel better about your own relatives.
1:20:21
It's Ron's turn.
I'll let you guys pick tonight.
1:20:24
He can either tell....
1:20:26
Either the story about when they put
the BENGAY in his grandmother's girdle...
1:20:31
...or the time he got thrown
out of the bar in New York City.
1:20:37
-We gotta go with the bar.
-New York.
1:20:40
All right, New York.
1:20:43
I got thrown out of a bar
in New York City.
1:20:48
When I say I got thrown out of a bar...
1:20:51
...I don't mean somebody
asked me to leave...
1:20:54
...and we walked to the door together...
1:20:57
...and I said, "Bye, everybody,
I gotta go."
1:21:01
Six bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub
like I was a Frisbee.
1:21:06
Those big old New York bouncers
that think bouncing is a cool job to have...
1:21:11
...they just think about bouncing.
1:21:13
They hang out with other bouncers
talking about bouncing.
1:21:17
They go home every night, watch
Road House and fondle themselves.
1:21:23
I walk into a bar with a hat on.
1:21:25
This guy, real pissy, goes,
"Take off the hat!"
1:21:31
I'm like, "What's the deal? "
He goes, "I'll tell you what the deal is.
1:21:34
Gay people in this area wear hats.
We're trying to keep them out of our club."
1:21:39
I was like, "Really?
The only way we can tell in Texas...
1:21:42
...is if they have their hair cut
like yours."
1:21:52
And he got all pissed.
1:21:54
But he walked away,
I took the hat off.
1:21:56
An hour later, I'd been drinking
and I forgot.
1:21:59
You ever forget? It happened to me.