1:24:02
He didn't arrest them. Instead,
he made me do a field sobriety test.
1:24:06
You stand on one foot, raise the other foot
six inches off the ground...
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...and count to thirty.
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I made it to:
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"ls that gonna be close enough? "
1:24:19
It wasn't close enough,
so they call in for my arrest record.
1:24:25
There's some good news.
1:24:29
Satellites are linking up in outer space...
1:24:33
...computer banks at NASA are kicking on...
1:24:37
...there's a telegraph
in Fritch, Texas, going:
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This part takes a while.
1:25:00
Shorthand.
1:25:06
Now, I told you that story
to tell you this story.
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When I was 1 7 years old,
I was arrested for being drunk in public.
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There kind of seems
to be a pattern there, Ron.
1:25:21
If you knew Morse code,
you'd already know that.
1:25:34
And one DWl, which was
a bogus charge because it turns out...
1:25:40
...they were stopping every vehicle
traveling down that particular sidewalk...
1:25:48
...and that's profiling.
1:25:52
And profiling is wrong.
1:25:56
On the drunk in public charge
in Fritch, Texas...
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...the arresting officer, who I had
literally known all my life. You know?