1:23:03
They called the police because
we broke a chair on the way out...
1:23:06
...and I refused to pay for it
because we broke it over my thigh.
1:23:12
The cops showed up,
and at that point...
1:23:15
...I had the right to remain silent...
1:23:20
...but I didn't have the ability.
1:23:29
And the cop says, "Mr. White,
you are being charged with drunk in public."
1:23:35
I was like, "Hey, hey, hey.
1:23:38
I was drunk in a bar.
1:23:42
They threw me into public.
1:23:49
I don't wanna be drunk in public.
1:23:51
I wanna be drunk in a bar...
1:23:54
...which is perfectly legal.
1:23:56
Arrest them."
1:24:02
He didn't arrest them. Instead,
he made me do a field sobriety test.
1:24:06
You stand on one foot, raise the other foot
six inches off the ground...
1:24:09
...and count to thirty.
1:24:11
I made it to:
1:24:16
"ls that gonna be close enough? "
1:24:19
It wasn't close enough,
so they call in for my arrest record.
1:24:25
There's some good news.
1:24:29
Satellites are linking up in outer space...
1:24:33
...computer banks at NASA are kicking on...
1:24:37
...there's a telegraph
in Fritch, Texas, going:
1:24:55
This part takes a while.