1:22:02
I put the hat back on.
The guy comes over to me.
1:22:05
I'm between 6' 1 " and 6'6", depending
on which convenience store I'm leaving.
1:22:17
I weigh 230 pounds.
1:22:18
The guy comes over, poking me in the
shoulder with two fingers and says, "Out!"
1:22:23
I'm like, "l don't think so, Scooter."
1:22:27
And I was wrong.
1:22:31
They hurled me out of that bar.
1:22:33
They squared off with me in the parking lot
and I backed down from the fight...
1:22:38
...because I don't know how many of them
it would have taken to whip my ass...
1:22:43
...but I knew how many
they were gonna use.
1:22:59
That's a handy little piece
of information to have.
1:23:03
They called the police because
we broke a chair on the way out...
1:23:06
...and I refused to pay for it
because we broke it over my thigh.
1:23:12
The cops showed up,
and at that point...
1:23:15
...I had the right to remain silent...
1:23:20
...but I didn't have the ability.
1:23:29
And the cop says, "Mr. White,
you are being charged with drunk in public."
1:23:35
I was like, "Hey, hey, hey.
1:23:38
I was drunk in a bar.
1:23:42
They threw me into public.
1:23:49
I don't wanna be drunk in public.
1:23:51
I wanna be drunk in a bar...
1:23:54
...which is perfectly legal.
1:23:56
Arrest them."