1:37:05
...you might be a redneck.
1:37:09
If you work without a shirt on
and so does your husband...
1:37:17
-...you might be a redneck.
-I like that.
1:37:20
If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger
changed your life...
1:37:28
...you might be a redneck.
1:37:31
If you've ever worn a tube top
to a funeral home...
1:37:36
-...you might be a redneck.
-Oh, my God!
1:37:40
I can't even believe
you just said that one.
1:37:44
-Why? Did you see that?
-No.
1:37:46
No. I got one better.
1:37:49
If you've ever opened a beer
during a eulogy...
1:37:53
...you might be a redneck.
1:38:00
-I'm guessing one of your relatives.
-My uncle Jack.
1:38:04
I swear to you, Jeff, we were sitting--
We weren't even outside.
1:38:08
We were in the church.
1:38:11
The reverend had just finished
the eulogy and we heard:
1:38:16
We look in the back, he's sitting there
with a beer and he goes, "What? "
1:38:32
"Mama looks good, don't she? "
1:38:40
"That ain't Mama."
1:38:47
"No, that's her.
They just shaved her beard off."