1:38:00
-I'm guessing one of your relatives.
-My uncle Jack.
1:38:04
I swear to you, Jeff, we were sitting--
We weren't even outside.
1:38:08
We were in the church.
1:38:11
The reverend had just finished
the eulogy and we heard:
1:38:16
We look in the back, he's sitting there
with a beer and he goes, "What? "
1:38:32
"Mama looks good, don't she? "
1:38:40
"That ain't Mama."
1:38:47
"No, that's her.
They just shaved her beard off."
1:39:00
Oh, my God.
1:39:04
"Forgot my beer."
1:39:12
As long as you're telling ones
on your relatives, I'm telling one on you.
1:39:18
This is one he did, and it's
about 1 2 years ago, in lowa.
1:39:23
I want you to think back.
A couple of DJs told me about this.
1:39:27
If you have ever ridden
an electric floor buffer...
1:39:33
-...you--
-All right, wait!
1:39:36
Tequila was involved, get off me.
1:39:41
I wonder how many times
his wife has said that.
1:39:54
One more on you.
1:39:55
If you ever empty the bed
of your pickup truck...
1:39:58
...by driving backwards really fast
and slamming on the brakes...