:34:03
I'm a big fan of your cinema.
I've rented quite a bit of it.
:34:07
I've noticed your people's progressive
attitude towards premarital sex.
:34:11
So I was wondering, theoretically,
if my own sexual orientation were...
:34:16
If you're asking if I'd sleep with you if
you were straight the answer is "Ja".
:34:19
- "Ja"? "Ja" means "Yes", right?
- Ja!
:34:22
Inga, I have a surprise for you.
I'm straight.
:34:24
I'm as straight as a Volvo going
down an Oslo toll road.
:34:29
- But Oslo is in Norway.
- The point is... we can make love.
:34:33
I know that 's the best news
I've ever heard.
:34:36
I'm cabin 4433.
Meet me in five minuten.
:34:39
You got it. Five minuten.
:34:43
And not a minuten more.
:34:46
Hello. Are there any condoms
available on this ship?
:34:54
Come in. Door is open.
:35:00
Coach.
:35:03
Changing room assignments.
You bunk with Pia.
:35:06
- But why, coach?
- You cannot be trusted with minibar.
:35:09
- You are in training.
- But coach, I eat nothing all day.
:35:12
You ate yesterday, ja?
:35:14
Your butt is disgusting.
I better double check.
:35:18
Ja, disgusting.
:35:21
Both cheeks.
:35:23
Ja, ja, ja. Move it, fattie.
:35:28
- Knock it off and go to bed.
- Alright, coach.
:35:32
Thank you for lending me
your jacket.
:35:36
- So, what do you do on this ship?
- I'm a dance teacher.
:35:38
- Wow. Teaching dance must be fun.
- It can be.
:35:41
Especially on the gay cruises.
:35:43
They're much more fun
than the straight ones.
:35:45
Why is that?
:35:46
The guys that go on the straight
cruises... all you meet are these...
:35:49
...horny creeps.
- Oh, I got a friend like that.
:35:55
I bet men hit on you all the time.
:35:58
You've got a hot ass.