:35:00
Coach.
:35:03
Changing room assignments.
You bunk with Pia.
:35:06
- But why, coach?
- You cannot be trusted with minibar.
:35:09
- You are in training.
- But coach, I eat nothing all day.
:35:12
You ate yesterday, ja?
:35:14
Your butt is disgusting.
I better double check.
:35:18
Ja, disgusting.
:35:21
Both cheeks.
:35:23
Ja, ja, ja. Move it, fattie.
:35:28
- Knock it off and go to bed.
- Alright, coach.
:35:32
Thank you for lending me
your jacket.
:35:36
- So, what do you do on this ship?
- I'm a dance teacher.
:35:38
- Wow. Teaching dance must be fun.
- It can be.
:35:41
Especially on the gay cruises.
:35:43
They're much more fun
than the straight ones.
:35:45
Why is that?
:35:46
The guys that go on the straight
cruises... all you meet are these...
:35:49
...horny creeps.
- Oh, I got a friend like that.
:35:55
I bet men hit on you all the time.
:35:58
You've got a hot ass.
:36:01
Excuse me?
:36:03
Your ass. It 's hot.
:36:07
Thanks.
:36:12
Your butt 's nothing
to sneeze at, either.
:36:16
So...
:36:18
...you must have a boyfriend.
- No, no, no.
:36:20
- No boyfriend.
- Really?
:36:22
Why not?
:36:23
Every boyfriend I've ever had has
turned out to be a son of a bitch.
:36:27
- Well, not every guy is a...
- I know what you're thinking.
:36:30
I just never met "the right guy".
:36:32
Trust me, honey. I've met every type
out there and it 's pretty bad.
:36:35
Liars, guys with two wives,
guys with commitment issues...
:36:39
guys with parole issues.
You name it, I've dated them all.
:36:43
Which is why I'm so relieved
to be on this boat.
:36:46
There's not one
straight man in sight.
:36:49
- Excuse me?
- It 's so great...
:36:51
because I can really be myself.
I don't care about makeup...
:36:54
I don't care about what
I'm wearing...
:36:56
if a guy is talking to me because
he wants to get into my pants...
:36:58
- Gabriella...
- You know what else?