:06:02
Nobody.
:06:03
Whoa. Did someone make
a blind lnternet date?
:06:06
No. I mean, you know,
well, technically, but no.
:06:09
I met her
in a legal chat room.
:06:12
She's, uh, very classy
and smart.
:06:14
When do you nail her?
:06:16
I'm courting her tonight
at 7:00.
:06:17
Oh, jeez. You're courting her.
Sounds like a hot one.
:06:19
And this is her?
:06:21
Yeah, she's attractive,
isn't she?
:06:22
I suppose.
It's not my cup of tea.
:06:24
What do you --
she is universally cute.
:06:27
Eh, she's a little too
anemic-looking, Petey.
:06:29
I like my jello to jiggle,
if I'm not being too subtle.
:06:31
You're not being too subtle.
:06:33
All right, as long as she spins
your knobs, I'm happy for you.
:06:36
[ Sighs ]
:06:38
Have you nailed anyone
since Kate?
:06:40
Nail-- I was
supposed to call her.
:06:42
Sofia, can you get my wife
on the phone?
:06:45
-Ex-wife.
-Ex-wife on the phone?
:06:46
Right away.
:06:47
Can't help you with this one,
pal. See you later.
:06:50
[ Door opens ]
:06:52
Peter, you cannot break
another promise to these kids.
:06:55
You just can't.
:06:56
I said I couldn't take them
to Hawaii.
:06:58
I didn't say
I couldn't take them.
:07:00
They can spend the week
with me.
:07:01
They are gonna be
so disappointed.
:07:04
I can't talk to you right now.
:07:06
[ Beeps ]
:07:13
Um...Daddy can't take you
to Hawaii.
:07:16
[ Sarcastically ]
Oh, darn.
:07:19
He always does this.
:07:23
[ Sniffs ]
:07:25
Sanderson, party of two.
:07:27
Oh, you're the last
to arrive.
:07:29
How long has she been here?
:07:31
Mmm, about 20 minutes.
:07:32
Was she trouble?
:07:34
[ Laughs nervously ]
:07:39
Thank you.
:07:41
Hello.
I'm Peter Sanderson.
:07:45
Well, I'm glad
they didn't send a child.
:07:48
I told them I specifically
wanted someone my own age.
:07:57
What a wonderful
French bulldog.
:07:59
My mother had one.
They make great companions.