:21:00
(girls laugh)
:21:05
(boy) It is, I'm telling ya.
Girls laughing's a good sign.
:21:10
It's a top sign, I tell ya.
:21:13
Bloody hell,
if you're in with Debbie Nolan,
:21:16
not bein' unsound here,
but she has got the most fantastic tits.
:21:20
She has got fine mangoes.
:21:24
Actually, not mangoes. I don't imagine
they'd be hard like mangoes.
:21:30
Maybe plums.
:21:33
Ripe plums. You know, big, ripe plums.
:21:41
No, what am I saying?
:21:43
No, not plums. Balloons!
:21:46
That's it. That's exactly what they're like.
:21:50
A pair of balloons you find behind
your settee three days after a party.
:21:53
Gaz, will you stop talking about tits?
:21:58
(Gaz) Why would I ever wanna do that?
:22:03
Well, I think it's a great idea.
:22:05
- You weren't concentrating, were you?
- I was.
:22:09
We're going to raise money for
the hospital, to buy a sofa in John's name.
:22:14
By posing for a nude calendar.
:22:19
Oh, no.
:22:20
Oh, sit down. I'm not asking you
to straddle a Harley-Davidson.
:22:25
It's still a bit of a leap
from Burnsall Church.
:22:27
Yes, but that's the whole point. You see,
like, it's an alternative calendar. It's...
:22:33
- It's what John suggested.
- Did he?
:22:36
"The last stage of the flower
is the most glorious."
:22:40
So what this calendar would be saying
is "Yes, John, actually. We agree."
:22:45
With respect, I didn't hear him
use the phrase "whip your bras off".
:22:52
It's £999 in the leather, that sofa.
:22:56
Can I remind you how much
last year's calendar raised?