:22:03
Well, I think it's a great idea.
:22:05
- You weren't concentrating, were you?
- I was.
:22:09
We're going to raise money for
the hospital, to buy a sofa in John's name.
:22:14
By posing for a nude calendar.
:22:19
Oh, no.
:22:20
Oh, sit down. I'm not asking you
to straddle a Harley-Davidson.
:22:25
It's still a bit of a leap
from Burnsall Church.
:22:27
Yes, but that's the whole point. You see,
like, it's an alternative calendar. It's...
:22:33
- It's what John suggested.
- Did he?
:22:36
"The last stage of the flower
is the most glorious."
:22:40
So what this calendar would be saying
is "Yes, John, actually. We agree."
:22:45
With respect, I didn't hear him
use the phrase "whip your bras off".
:22:52
It's £999 in the leather, that sofa.
:22:56
Can I remind you how much
last year's calendar raised?
:23:00
£75.60.
:23:04
- Are you havin' it?
- We're havin' it, all right.
:23:08
Come on.
:23:10
Yeah, we'll get back to you, thank you.
:23:12
(Jem) She's...
:23:14
I don't know. She's being weird.
:23:17
Normal weird, or weird weird?
:23:20
- She found this.
- You're kidding? Big Bazookas?
:23:24
- I saw her looking at it.
- God, I bet she went off her head.
:23:28
My mum did when she found
me Rubber Housewives.
:23:34
It's a difficult age.
:23:36
Round about now,
women go through a difficult age,
:23:42
when they get all irrational and odd
and difficult to predict.
:23:47
- How do you know?
- Me dad told me.
:23:50
- Right.
- No.
:23:52
I've got to go, anyway.
Eddie's getting back from llkley.
:23:55
Nobody's going to see anything,
I promise you. You take the picture.
:23:59
I'm not quite sure how to...