:25:02
- How was llkley?
- Hey, what are you doing up?
:25:12
- How'd it go?
- Oh, you know.
:25:16
They're not a scintillating lot,
carpet dealers.
:25:19
They only get excited
about bonded underlay.
:25:24
- Coming to bed?
- Aye, in a bit.
:25:27
Just having a wind-down.
:25:32
(TV) I don't want
announcements of redundancies...
:25:35
(laughter)
:25:49
I've come for my photos.
:25:51
Can't find my little receipt thingy.
The name's Har...
:25:54
Here they are. It's £4.99, please.
:25:58
Thank you.
:26:02
Keep the penny. Thank you.
:26:13
- I'm surprised they printed it.
- It's probably on the Internet by now.
:26:16
By the sound of it,
most people have seen it already.
:26:21
For God's sake. I mean,
lots of people have their photos taken
:26:24
with their tops off
on holiday in lbiza, don't they?
:26:27
I think it just probably
came as a slight shock,
:26:29
what with the previous 15 photos
being of flower arrangements.
:26:33
I've screwed up a-bloody-gain,
haven't I? Yet a-bloody-gain.
:26:37
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
:26:39
Look, what we have to
ask ourselves here is this.
:26:42
What is the difference
between this and the Venus de Milo?
:26:46
Oh, I love quizzes.
:26:48
- The cooker?
- Celia.
:26:51
Both feature women
with their breasts exposed.
:26:54
What makes one a work of art?
:26:57
I think the answer to that's
very simple. An artist.