:26:02
Keep the penny. Thank you.
:26:13
- I'm surprised they printed it.
- It's probably on the Internet by now.
:26:16
By the sound of it,
most people have seen it already.
:26:21
For God's sake. I mean,
lots of people have their photos taken
:26:24
with their tops off
on holiday in lbiza, don't they?
:26:27
I think it just probably
came as a slight shock,
:26:29
what with the previous 15 photos
being of flower arrangements.
:26:33
I've screwed up a-bloody-gain,
haven't I? Yet a-bloody-gain.
:26:37
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
:26:39
Look, what we have to
ask ourselves here is this.
:26:42
What is the difference
between this and the Venus de Milo?
:26:46
Oh, I love quizzes.
:26:48
- The cooker?
- Celia.
:26:51
Both feature women
with their breasts exposed.
:26:54
What makes one a work of art?
:26:57
I think the answer to that's
very simple. An artist.
:27:00
She's clever.
:27:04
An artist.
:27:15
She's lovely.
:27:17
A lovely light you've used on the face there.
:27:20
Got her eyes, didn't he?
And all those curls.
:27:24
Lovely.
:27:25
Oh.
:27:28
So, have you photographed
many humans, or is it mainly...
:27:31
It is mainly poodles.
:27:34
The blood represents globalisation
:27:36
and the sheep's skull
is the death of democracy.
:27:41
- And the carrot?
- The carrot is capitalism.
:27:50
Mainly orchids. I'm particularly
interested in woodland orchids.
:27:55
And butterflies.
I love photographing native butterflies.