:15:05
You're in the sound of rain
:15:19
Who are you people?
:15:20
What planet did you
beam down from?
:15:26
l'm serious.
:15:29
lf l can teach you one thing,
:15:31
which is supposed
to be my job here...
:15:35
...it'd be that
you should all go home.
:15:39
Michael Bennett's dead.
Bob Fosse is dead.
:15:43
Times Square
is a theme park now.
:15:49
l hate to be the Grinch,
:15:51
but it's not normal
what goes on up here.
:15:54
Somebody has got to warn you.
:15:56
Teenage faghags
become adult faghags.
:16:01
Straight boys are straight.
:16:03
You can't turn 'em
just because you need to be loved.
:16:06
The foundation
that's being laid here
:16:08
is not going to help you
in the real world.
:16:12
lt's going to lead to
waitressing jobs and bitterness
:16:16
and the obsessive,
pointless collecting
:16:21
of out-of-print
original cast albums.
:16:36
l don't know what your problem is,
and l don't really care.
:16:38
Maybe you're a son of a bitch
just 'cause you haven't written a show
:16:41
in, like, a million years.
:16:43
Or maybe you're
just a stupid drunk,
:16:45
but those kids,
they look up to you.
:16:47
And they don't deserve
to be treated like that.
:16:50
''They''? Did you think
l wasn't talking to you, too?
:16:53
Or did l forget to mention that
:16:54
you're a fraud who has to be
everybody's golden boy,
:16:58
or you'll just shrivel up?
:16:59
l've taken shots at drunks before.