:17:01
Don't think l have some
honor code about it.
:17:03
Bring it on.
:17:06
What is your problem?
:17:08
l don't have a problem.
:17:11
There's a theater in Brooklyn
that's got a problem.
:17:13
Seems they need
a rehearsal pianist,
:17:16
and they thought l might just be
hard up enough to oblige.
:17:20
So l sit in hot, stinking traffic
for three hours
:17:24
just to drive down there
to find out it's not
:17:26
the 200th revival
of my one hit show they wanted.
:17:30
You should never meet your heroes.
They always disappoint you.
:17:34
Come on, kid.
Come here. Help me out.
:17:38
l think l'm going to be sick.
:17:44
Oh, Jesus!
:17:46
God!
:18:34
Get it away.
:18:37
You don't even know what it is.
:18:38
l don't care. lf it's been
touched by him, it's diseased.
:18:44
- Oh, my God.
- Spit.
:18:50
lt's everything he's written
since The Childrehs Crusade.
:18:53
There's a ton more at his place.
:18:55
lt's like the Holy Grail
of musical theater.