1:37:29
So you guys are all just gonna
up and go straight?
1:37:32
Yeah. You ought to try it yourself, man.
1:37:34
I could do it. I've had straight jobs.
Have you?
1:37:37
- I've had plenty of straight jobs.
- Really? Name one.
1:37:41
I sold Avon.
1:37:43
- You were an Avon lady?
- I was an Avon man. All right?
1:37:47
- You got a problem with that?
- No, it's fair.
1:37:49
- Why you looking at me like that?
- I'm not! I'm not! It's okay.
1:37:54
I'm just fucking with you. But my mama
sold Avon. And don't be disrespecting her.
1:37:59
- I know her. Remember the party?
- She whipped your ass.
1:38:02
No, she sucker-punched me.
1:38:03
That ain't the first time you
been sucker-punched by a big woman.
1:38:07
You know, I think
I got kind of a fetish.
1:38:09
Did you just say my mama had a fat ass?
1:38:12
No, I said I have a kind
of a fetish for big women.
1:38:16
- Oh. But she do got a fat ass though.
- Yeah, she does have a fat ass.
1:38:19
You can see it when she's sitting
on your head.
1:38:22
I've seen it. I had to rub that ass
naked when I was a teenager.
1:38:26
You know, you look a lot like her.
Except her hair is different.
1:38:29
Yeah. I shave my beard,
she keeps hers growing.
1:38:33
- Yeah. You know what?
- What?
1:38:35
I'm gonna write a movie about all the shit we
got through. I've been taking notes.
1:38:41
It's gonna make a lot of money.
I'm calling it Sidekicks.
1:38:44
We're the real stars of this.
We shot down the damn helicopter.
1:38:47
- Who's playing you?
- I've been thinking about that.
1:38:50
First I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger,
then I saw him at the gas station...
1:38:53
- Midget.
- He's like 5'6".
1:38:55
- Midget.
- Got a terrible lisp.
1:38:57
So I'll go with Mel Gibson.
We have similar features.