Cradle 2 the Grave
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1:38:02
No, she sucker-punched me.
1:38:03
That ain't the first time you
been sucker-punched by a big woman.

1:38:07
You know, I think
I got kind of a fetish.

1:38:09
Did you just say my mama had a fat ass?
1:38:12
No, I said I have a kind
of a fetish for big women.

1:38:16
- Oh. But she do got a fat ass though.
- Yeah, she does have a fat ass.

1:38:19
You can see it when she's sitting
on your head.

1:38:22
I've seen it. I had to rub that ass
naked when I was a teenager.

1:38:26
You know, you look a lot like her.
Except her hair is different.

1:38:29
Yeah. I shave my beard,
she keeps hers growing.

1:38:33
- Yeah. You know what?
- What?

1:38:35
I'm gonna write a movie about all the shit we
got through. I've been taking notes.

1:38:41
It's gonna make a lot of money.
I'm calling it Sidekicks.

1:38:44
We're the real stars of this.
We shot down the damn helicopter.

1:38:47
- Who's playing you?
- I've been thinking about that.

1:38:50
First I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger,
then I saw him at the gas station...

1:38:53
- Midget.
- He's like 5'6".

1:38:55
- Midget.
- Got a terrible lisp.

1:38:57
So I'll go with Mel Gibson.
We have similar features.

1:39:00
Right. I see the forehead.
1:39:02
- Yeah. And you? Guess.
- Denzel!

1:39:04
Denzel!
1:39:05
- You noticed I've been cutting it down.
- And he's been beefing up.

1:39:09
- I'm trying to get it down to Denzel's weight.
- You know who will be your girlfriend? Oprah.

1:39:14
- Big Oprah or little Oprah?
- Medium Oprah.

1:39:16
That's the one I like
because the eyes are straight.

1:39:18
- This is about reality.
- Right. Realism.

1:39:21
- Yeah. So you know who's my girlfriend?
- Who?

1:39:23
Halle Berry. And let me tell you why.
It'll add a whole different element.

1:39:27
This is gonna be an interracial couple.
She's never done that before.

1:39:31
Also, Fait. I've been thinking about
that a lot. I'll go with Shaquille O'Neal.

1:39:35
The most dominating player ever in the NBA.
You saw Kazaam.

1:39:38
- Right
- It wasn't the right material.

1:39:41
He's gonna kill with this stuff.
And Su, I've been thinking about him.

1:39:45
- Remember the movie Sixteen Candles?
- Yeah.

1:39:47
- Who am I thinking about?
- Molly Ringwald?

1:39:50
- No, the Donger!
- Oh! Okay!

1:39:52
How funny was that guy?
What happened to him?

1:39:55
- He waiting tables someplace.
- He was funny!

1:39:57
- Yeah, he was. Hey, Daria.
- Daria? Who you got?


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