Daddy Day Care
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:22:00
Nicky is so excited for his big day.
:22:02
- How old are you? Oh, yeah, five.
- I got it.

:22:05
Wait. You're leaving Nicky here
with these guys?

:22:09
You have trouble with them being guys?
Are you from the Dark Ages?

:22:12
Aren't you for gender equality
and all that jazz?

:22:14
Peggy, come on. Of course we are.
:22:16
So can't women do what men do
and men do what women do?

:22:19
These guys can do the job.
:22:21
- You'll vouch for these two?
- Yeah, I'll vouch for them.

:22:26
- I'll try it.
- You're doing it?

:22:28
They'll have a great time.
:22:30
- Okay.
- Right, kids?

:22:31
You're a real lifesaver.
:22:33
You screw this up,
I'll kill you with my bare hands.

:22:37
- Here, now, go to Phil.
- No, I don't want to go.

:22:40
- Come on. Let go.
- I don't want to go!

:22:42
He's got a little bit of separation anxiety.
:22:47
- Dylan!
- I don't want to go!

:22:50
- I just stopped breastfeeding.
- I'd freak out, too.

:22:53
- Lf you could grab a leg.
- I don't want to go.

:22:55
- All right.
- Here we go.

:22:57
- Here we go.
- Come on, Dylan.

:22:59
- All right, sweetie.
- I don't want to go.

:23:03
Come on. Let go of Mom!
:23:08
Thank you. Oh, man.
:23:10
- No lactose, no peanuts, no shellfish.
- Nothing high in fructose.

:23:14
- Or sucrose or dextrose.
- Or maltodextrose.

:23:18
- Nothing with red dye number six.
- Or number four.

:23:21
Or yellow dye number two.
:23:24
Will you say "maltodextrose" for me again?
So cute.

:23:27
Maltodextrose.
:23:31
- Or yellow dye number two.
- Two, right.

:23:34
His name's Crispin.
:23:35
My man, Crispin!
:23:37
How's it going, big guy?
:23:42
What time's pickup?
:23:43
At 5:00.
:23:45
I have laser treatment. Make it 6:00.
:23:48
Sorry about the outfit. He won't take it off.
:23:50
How long has he been wearing that?
:23:52
Couple of weeks.
:23:54
Who will you call if there are any problems?
:23:56
911, Mommy.
:23:58
That's such a good girl.

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