:40:01
We only do it if we receive a complaint.
:40:04
A complaint?
Somebody complained about...
:40:06
Come on in. You can inspect us.
We have nothing to hide.
:40:09
You caught us at a crazy time.
We're playing with the kids.
:40:12
Somebody complained about us?
:40:16
So, where is the nap area?
:40:19
- The nap area?
- Right.
:40:21
We don't have a nap area.
:40:23
We just let them fall asleep
wherever they drop.
:40:25
"Sleep where they drop."
Well, I think that should just about do it.
:40:30
What's the bottom line?
:40:31
Well, you need to correct
the deficiencies on this form.
:40:36
And also...
:40:38
you need to fill out
these compliance certification documents.
:40:42
Who wants these, the carrot or the broccoli?
:40:44
Carrot.
:40:46
There's a lot of stuff on here.
:40:48
So we can stay open, right?
:40:49
As long you've done that by 9:00 a.m.
Tomorrow morning.
:40:52
9:00 a.m.
:40:54
Good luck with this.
I like what you're doing.
:40:56
I'd hate to be the guy to shut you down.
:40:58
We'd hate for you to be that guy.
:41:00
I will be. Don't want to be.
:41:03
Okay. Safety gates
at the bottom of the stairs...
:41:06
top of the stairs, bedrooms, bathrooms.
:41:09
I've gone safety gate crazy.
:41:12
How many kids have we got?
:41:14
I've lost track, they run so fast.
:41:16
You can get started on this batch over here.
:41:19
- It's getting late. Let's just call it a night.
- We can't call it a night.
:41:22
We got a bunch of kids coming
in five hours.
:41:25
I'm serious. We know nothing
about running a day care center.
:41:28
We don't know anything.
We're not even good parents!
:41:30
I'm a good parent.
:41:33
- What does that mean?
- What?
:41:35
That thing. What is that?
:41:37
You know that rocket ship thing you do?
Ben doesn't even like that.
:41:42
That just happens to be Ben's favorite thing.
:41:44
He lets you do it because you like it.
It's the one time you pay him attention.
:41:49
- You don't change your kid's diapers.
- I don't like diapers.
:41:52
You should teach your kid
how to go to the toilet and aim...
:41:55
so we don't have to redecorate the place
when he goes.
:41:57
You're right.
:41:58
Let me tell you something.