1:00:01
Are you seriously suggesting
you don't know where they are?
1:00:04
No, ma'am.
1:00:06
- I know where they are.
- So do I.
1:00:11
Daddy Day Care.
1:00:13
First, it was amusing.
1:00:15
Then it was annoying.
1:00:18
Now it's really starting to tick me off.
1:00:22
Get me a copy of
Child Day Care Services Regulations.
1:00:40
Phil, get the door.
1:00:42
Get the door!
1:00:45
All right, I got it.
1:00:52
Mr. Kubitz. What are you doing here?
1:00:54
- Is this a bad time?
- No, it's a great time.
1:00:58
Is the man of the house at home?
1:01:01
"Man of the house."
1:01:03
Charlie! Mr. Kubitz is here
from Child Services!
1:01:07
I'll be right there.
1:01:08
So, let me ask you. Where are the kids?
1:01:12
Outside. Marvin's giving them
a puppet show.
1:01:14
Nice. What's on the program? Pinocchio?
Little Red Riding Hood?
1:01:17
No, Wrath of Khan.
1:01:19
- Mr. Kubitz. Hi!
- Hi.
1:01:21
- Wait! What are you doing?
- What?
1:01:24
- What's wrong with your face?
- My face?
1:01:26
What's all that stuff, man? Come on.
What's the matter with you?
1:01:31
Becca and Jamie.
1:01:33
If you'll excuse me,
I have to see two little girls...
1:01:37
because now I'm a big girl.
1:01:38
He's having fun with...
Mr. Kubitz, so what brings you here today?
1:01:42
- I've received another complaint...
- I guess we know who that came from.
1:01:48
I understand that you've acquired
three more children since my last visit.
1:01:52
Yes. We're 14 altogether now.
1:01:54
It's still three adults,
so we're still under the 5:1 ratio.
1:01:57
Right. But you see,
it's a totally different issue this time.
1:01:59
Charlie, can I talk to you for a second?