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"Man of the house."
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Charlie! Mr. Kubitz is here
from Child Services!
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I'll be right there.
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So, let me ask you. Where are the kids?
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Outside. Marvin's giving them
a puppet show.
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Nice. What's on the program? Pinocchio?
Little Red Riding Hood?
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No, Wrath of Khan.
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- Mr. Kubitz. Hi!
- Hi.
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- Wait! What are you doing?
- What?
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- What's wrong with your face?
- My face?
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What's all that stuff, man? Come on.
What's the matter with you?
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Becca and Jamie.
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If you'll excuse me,
I have to see two little girls...
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because now I'm a big girl.
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He's having fun with...
Mr. Kubitz, so what brings you here today?
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- I've received another complaint...
- I guess we know who that came from.
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I understand that you've acquired
three more children since my last visit.
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Yes. We're 14 altogether now.
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It's still three adults,
so we're still under the 5:1 ratio.
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Right. But you see,
it's a totally different issue this time.
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Charlie, can I talk to you for a second?
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Mr. Kubitz, excuse me a second.
I'm going to go handle this.
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- Have a cookie.
- Sure. Thanks.
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What's going on?
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- What's up?
- Flash is gone.
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- What do you mean, gone? Gone where?
- I can't find him.
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- You looked everywhere? In the garage?
- Everywhere.
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What we going to do?
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- Is there some kind of problem out here?
- Not at all, Mr. Kubitz.
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We're just having a little conversation
about the...
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- Okay, because if it's...
- No problem at all. Why don't you...
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Kids! Why don't you meet
our good friend, Mr. Kubitz.
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- Say hi.
- Hi, Mr. Kubitz.
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Hi, guys.
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Wouldn't it be nice
if Mr. Kubitz played with you guys...
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while we had an important conversation?
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- Would you be so kind?
- Is that a good idea?
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We're having a grown-up conversation
the kids shouldn't be privy to.
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- So just for a second. Please.
- Sure. That's different.
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- I'll check the back yard.
- I'll go upstairs.
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I'll check the basement.
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Do we have a basement?