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Yes?
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Yeah.
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Mr. Reiner will see you now.
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Okay.
:19:09
Dickie Roberts!
:19:12
This is nucking futs!
:19:14
Say it.
:19:15
This is nucking futs!
:19:16
Hilarious.
:19:17
Now say it in Spanish.
:19:19
Aw, I'm kidding ya.
:19:21
So Nicholson says
to Tom Cruise--
:19:23
you know, in that...
that Jack voice of his--
:19:26
"That Demi Moore
is a really good actress.
:19:29
"We should re-title the movie
:19:32
A Few Good Men and One Damn,
Hot Chick with Huge Boobs. "
:19:39
Didn't I see you
:19:41
parking cars
at Morton's Restaurant?
:19:45
Me?
:19:47
Yes, you did.
:19:49
I'm researching
a role for a movie,
:19:52
and that movie
is called Valet Parkers.
:19:56
But you know what?
:19:58
If I got your movie, I'd turn
that thing down. Who cares?
:20:01
So this part...
:20:03
I mean, you are exactly
the height that I imagined.
:20:10
You have the right build,
the right hair,
:20:15
the right basic look.
:20:16
Know this:
:20:18
I will do any form
of drastic cosmetic surgery
:20:21
to change my appearance
to help the look.
:20:25
But-- and this
is a very big but--
:20:28
this is a huge acting part.
:20:30
I mean, the entire movie
hinges on this performance.
:20:34
And, Dickie, I just don't think
you could handle it.
:20:37
I mean, because, well...
:20:40
because you're
not a real person.
:20:44
Not real?
:20:46
I don't mean to insult you.
:20:47
It's just that, you know,
when an actor researches a part,
:20:50
it takes weeks,
sometimes months,
:20:51
to get inside of a character.
:20:53
For you
to research this part,
:20:54
you'd have to find out
what it's like to be normal.
:20:57
Because basically,
that's this guy.
:20:59
He's just a simple, normal guy.