:20:01
So this part...
:20:03
I mean, you are exactly
the height that I imagined.
:20:10
You have the right build,
the right hair,
:20:15
the right basic look.
:20:16
Know this:
:20:18
I will do any form
of drastic cosmetic surgery
:20:21
to change my appearance
to help the look.
:20:25
But-- and this
is a very big but--
:20:28
this is a huge acting part.
:20:30
I mean, the entire movie
hinges on this performance.
:20:34
And, Dickie, I just don't think
you could handle it.
:20:37
I mean, because, well...
:20:40
because you're
not a real person.
:20:44
Not real?
:20:46
I don't mean to insult you.
:20:47
It's just that, you know,
when an actor researches a part,
:20:50
it takes weeks,
sometimes months,
:20:51
to get inside of a character.
:20:53
For you
to research this part,
:20:54
you'd have to find out
what it's like to be normal.
:20:57
Because basically,
that's this guy.
:20:59
He's just a simple, normal guy.
:21:01
I could do that.
That's easy.
:21:02
But you don't even know
what normal is.
:21:04
You completely missed out
:21:05
on the basic foundation
of adulthood--
:21:08
which is a childhood.
:21:10
Who cares about all that stuff?
:21:11
Look, I'm good.
:21:13
Throw me
a little somethin'-somethin'
:21:14
from this supposed childhood
I missed, I'll act it out, man.
:21:17
Check it out.
:21:19
A-All right. Uh...
:21:21
Let's say you're...
you're six.
:21:24
Uh, let me see
the look on your face
:21:27
on Christmas morning
when you creep down the stairs
:21:30
and you see that red bike
under the tree.
:21:32
You probably never
even had that experience.
:21:35
Gotcha, six, bike, tree, stairs.
:21:39
Fake stairs.
:21:44
Holy shit! A bike!
:21:46
You're six.
:21:48
Holy crap! A bike!
:21:50
You're six.
:21:51
Ga-ga, goo-goo bikey.
:21:53
Too far back.
:21:54
Dickie, you're a mess.
:21:56
I mean, l-I don't know
what you'd have to do
:21:58
to straighten out.
:21:59
You'd probably have to relive
your entire childhood.