:21:01
I could do that.
That's easy.
:21:02
But you don't even know
what normal is.
:21:04
You completely missed out
:21:05
on the basic foundation
of adulthood--
:21:08
which is a childhood.
:21:10
Who cares about all that stuff?
:21:11
Look, I'm good.
:21:13
Throw me
a little somethin'-somethin'
:21:14
from this supposed childhood
I missed, I'll act it out, man.
:21:17
Check it out.
:21:19
A-All right. Uh...
:21:21
Let's say you're...
you're six.
:21:24
Uh, let me see
the look on your face
:21:27
on Christmas morning
when you creep down the stairs
:21:30
and you see that red bike
under the tree.
:21:32
You probably never
even had that experience.
:21:35
Gotcha, six, bike, tree, stairs.
:21:39
Fake stairs.
:21:44
Holy shit! A bike!
:21:46
You're six.
:21:48
Holy crap! A bike!
:21:50
You're six.
:21:51
Ga-ga, goo-goo bikey.
:21:53
Too far back.
:21:54
Dickie, you're a mess.
:21:56
I mean, l-I don't know
what you'd have to do
:21:58
to straighten out.
:21:59
You'd probably have to relive
your entire childhood.
:22:03
Wait.
:22:04
I'm not actually
casting this part
:22:05
for another couple of months,
:22:07
but barring
some kind of a miracle,
:22:08
Yeah.
:22:09
I just don't think
this is right for you.
:22:11
But you just said...
:22:13
Said what?
:22:14
If I relive my childhood.
:22:16
I can do that.
:22:17
Dickie,
you're going to hire a family?
:22:19
That's why I'm selling my book--
I need money.
:22:21
We're happy about that.
:22:22
This is amazing stuff.
:22:23
What a life you've led.
:22:24
The only thing I ask
:22:25
is that you minimize the
sexy, sensational stuff
:22:28
because it might hurt my career
with people like Rob Reiner.
:22:31
Here on, uh, page 47,
it says you had a whistle
:22:34
stuck up your ass.
:22:35
Yeah, stuff like that.
:22:36
I think we should... cut it.
:22:38
Yeah, but it's a whole chapter.
:22:39
-It's fantastic.
-And, also,
:22:40
I had a lightbulb up there, too.
:22:42
-A lightbulb?
-Well, partially.
:22:44
It was sticking out a little bit
and when I bent over,
:22:47
it looked like my ass
had a good idea.
:22:49
Dickie, this whole thing
just sounds bizarre.
:22:51
No, you know what, I need this.
:22:53
You know I want a big comeback
and this is the one.
:22:55
Please help me on this, Sidney.
Come on.
:22:57
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