:49:01
wanted me to call her
by her first name.
:49:03
And you're, like,
way too beautiful
:49:05
to be a mom.
:49:06
I mean, you obviously are
a mother, so...
:49:08
I'm wrong, but maybe you're not
as beautiful as I think you are.
:49:11
Wow, let me sift
:49:13
through that to find
the nugget of compliment.
:49:15
Sift away, sifty.
:49:16
You realize, don't you,
that this whole idea
:49:18
is without a doubt
:49:19
the most ridiculous endeavor
ever attempted.
:49:22
Oh, Grace?
:49:23
Hi-hi, Mrs. Gertrude.
:49:25
You know, your tree
is dropping leaves
:49:26
on our property again.
:49:28
Oh, I'm really sorry.
:49:29
It's just that l...
:49:30
It's getting to be a nuisance,
:49:31
and we're trying
to be good neighbors,
:49:33
but you're really
making it hard.
:49:36
Oh, who do we have here?
:49:38
Aren't you a little
big for a stroller?
:49:41
Aren't you a little big
for a sidewalk?
:49:43
I mean, good God,
hide the wicker furniture.
:49:46
Whoo! This ass means business.
:49:48
Folks, this is not a drill.
:49:50
China, I'm sorry
about the tremors,
:49:52
but this lady needs her mail.
:49:53
What, cat got your tongue,
:49:54
or do you eat that
for breakfast, too?
:49:57
And you keep your filthy dog
Popeye out of our yard, too,
:50:02
you horrid neighbor!
:50:04
Ca-coon, ca-coon, ca-coon.
:50:07
Dickie, you were
very rude to her.
:50:09
Well, and she was
straight-up with you?
:50:10
Come on, Grace,
:50:11
you got to learn to
stand up for yourself.
:50:13
But to be honest,
:50:15
I kind of liked standing
up for you just then.
:50:17
Well, it...
:50:18
I will say,
in a way, it was nice.
:50:21
I'm not used to it.
:50:23
Hey! You're that guy
from the TV show.
:50:27
The washed-up actor freak.
:50:28
Can I get a picture?
:50:29
You know what?
:50:31
You put it that way,
you sure can.
:50:33
Look at this.
:50:34
Smile.
:50:36
Zoom. Nice.
:50:37
Ah. There you go, Cap'n.
:50:39
Memories are forever.
:50:41
Hey, make doubles.
:50:42
Unbelievable.
:50:44
No, look, I'm sorry, all right?
:50:45
Look, I'm new at this, too.
:50:47
I need your help.
:50:48
Well, I'll tell you
this much--
:50:49
you're going to have
to disguise yourself somehow.
:50:51
Wait, wait, wait,
what do you mean?
:50:53
Like, dye your hair.
:50:54
Anything, so people
don't recognize you
:50:55
and make you forget
you're trying to be a kid.
:50:57
That's a great idea.
:50:59
Oh, not only is she sexy,
she's a smart mommy!