:50:02
you horrid neighbor!
:50:04
Ca-coon, ca-coon, ca-coon.
:50:07
Dickie, you were
very rude to her.
:50:09
Well, and she was
straight-up with you?
:50:10
Come on, Grace,
:50:11
you got to learn to
stand up for yourself.
:50:13
But to be honest,
:50:15
I kind of liked standing
up for you just then.
:50:17
Well, it...
:50:18
I will say,
in a way, it was nice.
:50:21
I'm not used to it.
:50:23
Hey! You're that guy
from the TV show.
:50:27
The washed-up actor freak.
:50:28
Can I get a picture?
:50:29
You know what?
:50:31
You put it that way,
you sure can.
:50:33
Look at this.
:50:34
Smile.
:50:36
Zoom. Nice.
:50:37
Ah. There you go, Cap'n.
:50:39
Memories are forever.
:50:41
Hey, make doubles.
:50:42
Unbelievable.
:50:44
No, look, I'm sorry, all right?
:50:45
Look, I'm new at this, too.
:50:47
I need your help.
:50:48
Well, I'll tell you
this much--
:50:49
you're going to have
to disguise yourself somehow.
:50:51
Wait, wait, wait,
what do you mean?
:50:53
Like, dye your hair.
:50:54
Anything, so people
don't recognize you
:50:55
and make you forget
you're trying to be a kid.
:50:57
That's a great idea.
:50:59
Oh, not only is she sexy,
she's a smart mommy!
:51:02
Why did that compliment
almost make me puke?
:51:05
What'd I say?
:51:08
That was nice.
:51:10
So, this lndian's sitting
by the side of the road.
:51:13
He's selling clay pots.
:51:14
Now a tourist is
looking 'em over.
:51:16
He says, "Hey,
:51:18
"you're selling this pot
for five dollars.
:51:20
You got the same exact pot
over there for ten dollars."
:51:22
And the lndian says,
:51:24
"Some people like to spend
five dollars;
:51:28
other people like to spend
ten dollars."
:51:31
Ah, I got a better joke.
:51:33
Two gay monkeys
go to lstanbul...
:51:35
Dickie, it's not a joke,
:51:36
it's a philosophy of life:
money.
:51:38
Oh...
:51:39
Making money-- isn't money
:51:41
what your little comeback thing
is all about?
:51:43
Actually, no, it's...
:51:44
I'll be honest with you, Dickie.
:51:46
I've been married for 14 years
to the same woman,
:51:49
and we got a couple of kids.
:51:50
They seem like nice kids.
:51:51
I don't know, I don't spend
a lot of time with them.
:51:53
I'm not really much
of a kid person.
:51:56
Man, I'm on a treadmill, Dickie.
:51:59
I look around,