Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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you horrid neighbor!
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Ca-coon, ca-coon, ca-coon.
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Dickie, you were
very rude to her.

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Well, and she was
straight-up with you?

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Come on, Grace,
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you got to learn to
stand up for yourself.

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But to be honest,
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I kind of liked standing
up for you just then.

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Well, it...
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I will say,
in a way, it was nice.

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I'm not used to it.
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Hey! You're that guy
from the TV show.

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The washed-up actor freak.
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Can I get a picture?
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You know what?
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You put it that way,
you sure can.

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Look at this.
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Smile.
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Zoom. Nice.
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Ah. There you go, Cap'n.
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Memories are forever.
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Hey, make doubles.
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Unbelievable.
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No, look, I'm sorry, all right?
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Look, I'm new at this, too.
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I need your help.
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Well, I'll tell you
this much--

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you're going to have
to disguise yourself somehow.

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Wait, wait, wait,
what do you mean?

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Like, dye your hair.
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Anything, so people
don't recognize you

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and make you forget
you're trying to be a kid.

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That's a great idea.
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Oh, not only is she sexy,
she's a smart mommy!

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Why did that compliment
almost make me puke?

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What'd I say?
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That was nice.
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So, this lndian's sitting
by the side of the road.

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He's selling clay pots.
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Now a tourist is
looking 'em over.

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He says, "Hey,
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"you're selling this pot
for five dollars.

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You got the same exact pot
over there for ten dollars."

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And the lndian says,
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"Some people like to spend
five dollars;

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other people like to spend
ten dollars."

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Ah, I got a better joke.
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Two gay monkeys
go to lstanbul...

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Dickie, it's not a joke,
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it's a philosophy of life:
money.

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Oh...
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Making money-- isn't money
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what your little comeback thing
is all about?

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Actually, no, it's...
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I'll be honest with you, Dickie.
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I've been married for 14 years
to the same woman,

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and we got a couple of kids.
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They seem like nice kids.
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I don't know, I don't spend
a lot of time with them.

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I'm not really much
of a kid person.

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Man, I'm on a treadmill, Dickie.
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I look around,

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