Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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Mm, hey.
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Oh, what time is it?
:53:05
3:20. Oh, I gotta go
meet the kids.

:53:10
Look at little Sammy,
the sissy.

:53:12
Come on, you guys,
just leave him alone.

:53:14
Ah!
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His wittle sister
has to stand up for him.

:53:18
What a little wussy Sam is.
:53:20
Why can't you just
leave me alone?

:53:22
What'd I ever do to you?
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Sammy, the sissy,
acting all prissy.

:53:28
Sammy the sissy, acting
all prissy.

:53:31
Sammy the sissy,
acting all prissy.

:53:32
Guys, he's minding
his own business.

:53:33
Sammy, the...
:53:34
-Why don't you?
-Sam, Sally, what's up?

:53:37
Dickie, is that you?
:53:38
Holy crap on toast!
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Look at this freak!
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Figures he'd be
with Sam Finney, huh, Sammy?

:53:45
Let's get out of here.
:53:46
Leave him alone, you creeps!
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What did you call us,
you little bitch?

:53:49
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you just
said the wrong thing

:53:51
to the wrong little girl, Cap'n.
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What does she weigh, 20?
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What do you weigh, 2,000?
:53:56
You want to pick on her?
Why not pick on me?

:53:58
You bastards want to go
toe-to-toe with me?

:54:00
I'll go Water Wiggle
on your ass.

:54:02
Huh?
:54:03
"Huh? Wha?
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I don't understand words.
I'm a dumb-dumb."

:54:06
Is that red hair, or did someone
light a fart off your mouth?

:54:09
-Hey!
-Hey?

:54:10
Don't you mean oink?
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Little Piggy, shouldn't you
run off to the market?

:54:14
Oink, oink.
:54:15
That was crazy.
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Now the crowd's
turning on you, and that sucks.

:54:19
Tell you what.
Listen.

:54:21
Red, tub o' goo,
freak of nature,

:54:23
why don't you guys run home,
pee your pants,

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cry your eyes out,
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spank each other's
chubby, little butts,

:54:29
get up, have an Eggo,
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run back here, and
we'll do it all again?

:54:33
'Cause I like working out
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on you puke-stained,
little punching bags.

:54:35
A-choo!
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Now beat it.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

:54:39
-Get out of my way!
-Sam Finney's

:54:41
way cooler than any of you
will ever be.

:54:43
What a joke.
:54:44
Oh, yeah!
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Mom, you should have seen
Dickie back there.

:54:49
It was awesome!
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He totally nailed these kids.
:54:51
It was a verbal beating,
a carpet bombing.

:54:53
Actually, Dickie,
:54:54
I can't believe what
you did to your hair.

:54:56
What? Oh...
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No wonder
everyone was staring at me.

:54:59
What a weirdo.

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