Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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:54:00
I'll go Water Wiggle
on your ass.

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Huh?
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"Huh? Wha?
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I don't understand words.
I'm a dumb-dumb."

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Is that red hair, or did someone
light a fart off your mouth?

:54:09
-Hey!
-Hey?

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Don't you mean oink?
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Little Piggy, shouldn't you
run off to the market?

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Oink, oink.
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That was crazy.
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Now the crowd's
turning on you, and that sucks.

:54:19
Tell you what.
Listen.

:54:21
Red, tub o' goo,
freak of nature,

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why don't you guys run home,
pee your pants,

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cry your eyes out,
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spank each other's
chubby, little butts,

:54:29
get up, have an Eggo,
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run back here, and
we'll do it all again?

:54:33
'Cause I like working out
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on you puke-stained,
little punching bags.

:54:35
A-choo!
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Now beat it.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

:54:39
-Get out of my way!
-Sam Finney's

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way cooler than any of you
will ever be.

:54:43
What a joke.
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Oh, yeah!
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Mom, you should have seen
Dickie back there.

:54:49
It was awesome!
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He totally nailed these kids.
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It was a verbal beating,
a carpet bombing.

:54:53
Actually, Dickie,
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I can't believe what
you did to your hair.

:54:56
What? Oh...
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No wonder
everyone was staring at me.

:54:59
What a weirdo.
:55:01
Dickie, it was great
how you tore into those guys.

:55:03
I'm not impressed
that Dickie insulted

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a bunch of your friends.
:55:06
Well, they're
not really friends.

:55:07
Yeah, you should have seen
these guys.

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I mean, I hope
they never come back.

:55:10
They're losers.
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Just-just, Mom, relax.
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Relax?
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Wrong attitude with a mom,
buddy.

:55:17
You got to keep it light,
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-and, you know, deferential.
-Oh!

:55:20
Look, you guys, before pizza,
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I've got to swing by
this interview.

:55:23
It'll just take a few minutes.
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They just want to meet
the voice from the phone.

:55:25
You got an interview?
For what?

:55:27
An interior design job.
:55:28
They looked at my drawings,
and they liked them.

:55:31
Mom, that's great!
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-Wow.
-Mm-hmm.

:55:33
That is some cool shizzit.
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What did you just say?
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Shizzit.
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It's a Dickie word.
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Dickie, after my interview,
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you and I are going to have
a serious talk.

:55:43
Mom, l...
Dickie will be fine.

:55:46
Yeah, he may have
a few rough edges,

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but we'll file 'em down for him.
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Ah, see, Mommy?
It's all gonna work out.

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Oh, boy.
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I don't know this
part of town at all.

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My first interview,
and I'm going to blow it

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because I can't find the house.
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Turn it, turn it!

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