:54:00
I'll go Water Wiggle
on your ass.
:54:02
Huh?
:54:03
"Huh? Wha?
:54:04
I don't understand words.
I'm a dumb-dumb."
:54:06
Is that red hair, or did someone
light a fart off your mouth?
:54:09
-Hey!
-Hey?
:54:10
Don't you mean oink?
:54:11
Little Piggy, shouldn't you
run off to the market?
:54:14
Oink, oink.
:54:15
That was crazy.
:54:16
Now the crowd's
turning on you, and that sucks.
:54:19
Tell you what.
Listen.
:54:21
Red, tub o' goo,
freak of nature,
:54:23
why don't you guys run home,
pee your pants,
:54:26
cry your eyes out,
:54:27
spank each other's
chubby, little butts,
:54:29
get up, have an Eggo,
:54:31
run back here, and
we'll do it all again?
:54:33
'Cause I like working out
:54:34
on you puke-stained,
little punching bags.
:54:35
A-choo!
:54:37
Now beat it.
:54:38
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
:54:39
-Get out of my way!
-Sam Finney's
:54:41
way cooler than any of you
will ever be.
:54:43
What a joke.
:54:44
Oh, yeah!
:54:47
Mom, you should have seen
Dickie back there.
:54:49
It was awesome!
:54:50
He totally nailed these kids.
:54:51
It was a verbal beating,
a carpet bombing.
:54:53
Actually, Dickie,
:54:54
I can't believe what
you did to your hair.
:54:56
What? Oh...
:54:58
No wonder
everyone was staring at me.
:54:59
What a weirdo.
:55:01
Dickie, it was great
how you tore into those guys.
:55:03
I'm not impressed
that Dickie insulted
:55:05
a bunch of your friends.
:55:06
Well, they're
not really friends.
:55:07
Yeah, you should have seen
these guys.
:55:09
I mean, I hope
they never come back.
:55:10
They're losers.
:55:11
Just-just, Mom, relax.
:55:14
Relax?
:55:15
Wrong attitude with a mom,
buddy.
:55:17
You got to keep it light,
:55:18
-and, you know, deferential.
-Oh!
:55:20
Look, you guys, before pizza,
:55:21
I've got to swing by
this interview.
:55:23
It'll just take a few minutes.
:55:24
They just want to meet
the voice from the phone.
:55:25
You got an interview?
For what?
:55:27
An interior design job.
:55:28
They looked at my drawings,
and they liked them.
:55:31
Mom, that's great!
:55:32
-Wow.
-Mm-hmm.
:55:33
That is some cool shizzit.
:55:35
What did you just say?
:55:36
Shizzit.
:55:37
It's a Dickie word.
:55:39
Dickie, after my interview,
:55:41
you and I are going to have
a serious talk.
:55:43
Mom, l...
Dickie will be fine.
:55:46
Yeah, he may have
a few rough edges,
:55:48
but we'll file 'em down for him.
:55:49
Ah, see, Mommy?
It's all gonna work out.
:55:52
Oh, boy.
:55:53
I don't know this
part of town at all.
:55:54
My first interview,
and I'm going to blow it
:55:56
because I can't find the house.
:55:58
Turn it, turn it!