:58:00
Let's just be friends, okay?
:58:04
Know who I am?
Every woman's best friend!
:58:07
Does a guy become an enemy
after he has sex?
:58:12
Where's the logic?
:58:13
We can do it and still be friends.
:58:16
Listen.
:58:18
You'll make up for it at 50.
:58:20
When you're friends are
old and gray!
:58:23
You will still be handsome.
:58:25
God, were you about to boink?
:58:28
Yeah, maybe in 34 years!
:58:32
Then you can wait,
this is way more important.
:58:36
Okay, we're like a couple now.
:58:40
We argued for an hour.
:58:42
He hates "The Young Werther",
the book you both love!
:58:47
Sorry for the interruption.
:58:50
The storm has passed,
let love come shining through!
:58:56
This kid hates "Werther"
but at least he read it!
:59:00
I would tell Andrea the plot
then he'd act like he read it.
:59:07
You may be from the 80's
but you don't understand shit!
:59:15
You men always bail out of promises.
:59:18
Like what?
:59:20
You say you'll take the trash out
or whatever, then...
:59:23
Are you all carbon copies?
:59:26
You all say the same things!
:59:31
Women are the ones
who don't keep promises.
:59:36
You never diet the first two months.
:59:38
Then you're allergic to this,
that's too fattening...
:59:43
I'm not like that.
:59:45
I'm totally straight-up!
:59:48
Not you, women in general.
:59:51
My teacher was like that
:59:54
when I was still in school.
:59:57
She'd be all: "Someone is talking".