:59:00
I would tell Andrea the plot
then he'd act like he read it.
:59:07
You may be from the 80's
but you don't understand shit!
:59:15
You men always bail out of promises.
:59:18
Like what?
:59:20
You say you'll take the trash out
or whatever, then...
:59:23
Are you all carbon copies?
:59:26
You all say the same things!
:59:31
Women are the ones
who don't keep promises.
:59:36
You never diet the first two months.
:59:38
Then you're allergic to this,
that's too fattening...
:59:43
I'm not like that.
:59:45
I'm totally straight-up!
:59:48
Not you, women in general.
:59:51
My teacher was like that
:59:54
when I was still in school.
:59:57
She'd be all: "Someone is talking".
1:00:00
Then she'd be all:
"It's Vittorio Passarelli"!
1:00:06
Who are you thinking about?
1:00:11
Come on, tell me!
1:00:18
There must be 800 calories in this.
1:00:22
I have a royal problem.
1:00:24
Guess who I remind him of?
1:00:26
- Who?
- His ex!
1:00:29
- His ex?
- Yes, he's still into her.
1:00:32
He got all sad as soon as
he mentioned her.
1:00:35
Then you have to find a way
to destroy her!
1:00:39
- Groovy, you're on my side!
- It's a matter of principle.
1:00:43
You have to ruin the image
of ex-girlfriends early on.
1:00:47
They forget about their faults
in time
1:00:50
and no other woman
can ever live up to them!
1:00:53
How can I ruin someone
I don't even know?
1:00:56
Did he say anything about her?
1:00:59
What was she like?