:08:00
- Ditto.
- None for me, Vikki.
:08:02
- Thanks, R.J.
- I'll have a Sanka.
:08:08
As I was saying, the central thesis
of Miss Novak's book, Down With Love...
:08:12
is that women will never be happy
until they become...
:08:15
independent as individuals by achieving
equal participation in the workforce.
:08:20
And how do you propose
women do this, Miss Novak?
:08:23
By saying, ''Down with love.''
:08:27
Love is a distraction.
:08:29
If women were to stop falling in love,
it would mean the end of the human race.
:08:32
Not at all.
:08:34
I said women should refrain
from love, C.W....
:08:38
not sex.
:08:40
Isn't that the same thing?
:08:44
I mean, for women.
:08:46
It won't be, after they've mastered the
three levels I've outlined in my book...
:08:50
that will teach any woman
to live life the way a man does.
:08:53
Level one instructs women
to abstain from men altogether...
:08:58
so they'll stop thinking that
the pleasures experienced during
the sex act are related to love.
:09:03
They're not,
as women will learn...
:09:05
by practicing the self-pleasuring
technique that I've detailed...
:09:09
in chapter seven entitled...
''Up with Chocolate. ''
:09:13
- [ Groaning ]
- You see, gentlemen...
:09:16
the female experiences
a biological reaction to chocolate...
:09:19
that triggers the same
pleasurable responses as are
triggered during the sex act.
:09:23
By substituting chocolate for sex...
:09:26
the female will soon learn
the difference between sex and love.
:09:30
Love for a man will
no longer occupy her mind.
:09:34
She will now find that she has
the time and the energy...
:09:38
to move on to level two...
:09:40
where taking on new challenges will lead
to the self-sufficience of level three...
:09:43
where the woman becomes active
in the workplace...
:09:46
and earns and achieves
an unequivocal equality...
:09:49
with men.
:09:55
And all this time the woman
is abstaining from sex?
:09:59
Heavens no!